Emma Says...

I will seriously not be impressed.

I don’t want to sprout a pig’s tail and ears either, or a snout. I don’t want to snort whenever I try and talk. I certainly don’t want to have to go into the woods and root around for ‘truffles’ (confusingly, not real chocolate truffles, some other kind of truffle that is actually a mushroom? i give up with cooking. it is unnecessarily confusing.) How embarrassing and awkward.

I’m pretty sure that’s what happens. I didn’t actually listen to the news when they were describing the symptoms, so I made up my own.Whatever.

This could well turn into ‘The blog of girl turned pig’

stay tuned.